Las Vegas

What can you say about rugby in Vegas? Every year the Blackjacks hold a 7's tournament in the heat of the summer. To avoid people dropping like flies in the hundred-degree temps, they move the games to the evening and night. One side effect of a 5pm game time is that you can go out Friday night and get completely trashed without having to worry about it affecting your play.

We stayed at the Imperial Palace on the Strip. It's right across from Caesar's Palace. Other than the fact that we had requested 2 beds per room and only got 1, the hotel was fine. Everyone arrived within a couple of hours of each other, so we were able to start drinking almost immediately. Hooray to the Mai Tai bar. We headed over to McMullin's Irish Pub for the check-in and to get some food. Food was tasty, but our poor server Mary was having fits dealing with her 3 tables of assholes (including us). The ruggers began to file in, and while playing the rugby card game, some kissing occurred with strangers. Cabbed it back to the hotel and the Mai Tai, with more rugby card game thrown in. We started losing folks at about 10pm to excessive alcohol consumption. Then we wandered up and down the strip for a bit, headed back to the rooms and passed out. The next morning, I'm not exactly sure what happened while we were sleeping, but our room smelled like somebody took a shit on a crock of sour mash. If anyone has any information leading to the arrest of the perpetrators, email us for a reward. Most of the day was given to napping and preparing for the games.

We learned a valuable lesson about leaving early in Vegas. For our 5pm game, only 1 car with 2 players in it made it to the pitch before the game started, and that with only 10 minutes to spare. Luckily for us, we ran into Blair and Bemis, and scraped up enough whores to play. Needless to say, we lost the first game against Philly, though credit to the whores it was only 10-0. Second game against Corona. We were angry and prepared. Excellent play rewarded us with a 20-0 victory, and Elaine scored both her first and second try ever. Rookie Sarah also earned a Zulu. Our 3rd game was against ASU. About 35 seconds into it, Ren got tackled funny and separated her shoulder. Screwed with a capital fucked, she retired to the sidelines to drink beer and try to figure out how to get her pants off to take a shit. We beat ASU 15-0. Sadly, due to our poor performance in the first game, we didn't advance to the quarterfinals. Instead we all drank beer. Some of the girls left back to Salt Lake from the pitch to make it home in time for Pride, the rest of us went to the hotel to drink more and eat. Sunday we all headed home. If there was anything else that happened, I'm not allowed to tell you about it. Just use your imagination.

Our rating:

I gave this one a 5 because only one of us got laid and there was a substantial injury to a player. Other than that it was a great time.

Say What?!

"I like you. You're cheap."

"You two can take turns blowing the cow."

"Are you sure you wouldn't like another vagina?"

"I gotta go to the lobby and take a shit."

"I can feel an asshole coming on."

"You guys are fookin' killing me!"

"You can never have too many blow up farm animals."

"Just for that you don't get to see my titties."

"I never would have gone that far down if it wasn't for you."

"I thought about you while I was having sex."

"And he was hung like a tuna can."

I found touch!

Welcome to the casino. Would you like to wager on which one of us isn't wearing underpants?

I wonder what she's looking at?

When I ordered smoked mussels I was expecting something else.

Something horrible just happened in that chair.

No longer in the public eye, Rainbow Brite has really let herself go.

So all together you get an hour...really cheap!