Rugby
Songs
Even if your team couldn't score a try after the other
teams left the pitch, there's always the party trophy! Knowing your rugby songs
is a crucial part of impressing your fellow ruggers (not to mention nudity and
heavy alcohol consumption). As there are lots of great rugby songs, this page is
extremely truncated. These songs may contain coarse language and references to
illegal, immoral, and dangerous activites. If you are of the easily offended,
read no further. Come to think of it, get the hell out of our clubhouse! You
shouldn't be associated with rugby anyhow!![]()
We're The Women
of Salt City
(spoken)
We're the women of Salt City,
drinkers of the night
We're the big tough ruggers, who'd rather fuck than
fight
So roly poly up your hole-y, up your slimy stew
We're the women of
Salt City, who the FUCK are you?!
Rugby Men
(sung to "This Old
Man")
Rugby men, they play 1, they grope each other in the scrum
With
a knick-knack paddy whack send the boys away
Women's rugby's what we
play
They play 2, all they want to do is screw
They play 3, they just
want us on our knees
They play 4, all they want to do is score
They play
5, we like them in a muff dive
They play 6, great big men with LITTLE
DICKS
They play 7, they think masturbation's heaven
They play 8, when they
come they come too late
They play 9, they think their orgasm's mine
They
play 10, you'll never see that one again
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